I don’t want that one though because it doesn’t look real enough like i want the one they wear at six flags or something close to that. If you could help me find one then i would greatly appreciate it.
Summer is in the air, is it not? And this carries with it girls wearing sun dresses, short skirts, tushy hugging shorts, and other revealing articles of clothing. It’s that time of the year when girls are bound to show off their wide-hipped bottoms, juicy-fat blouse bunnies, and unnaturally smooth legs.
But here’s a news flash: men don’t like to look at it–we really don’t. We only give you wolf whistles out of pity.
Why do women think we like to look at their stuff?
Let’s break each part down:
The female fanny:
–it’s wide
–it’s fat
–it’s smelly (unlike men’s)
–it has stretch marks (normally)
–attached is a slimy, smelly snatch
Breasts:
–stretch marks
–expired milk (since puberty…..yuck!)
–too much fat
–get in the way of things
–are always falling out of shirts
–look like erect udders
Legs:
–needlessly shaven
–weak (from supporting those wide hips and heavy bottoms)
–normally too tan
I think my argument speaks for all men. We really don’t like to see you shaking your rump around in those revealing costumes, so please take notice. You waste your time with all the prep. It pains me to unveil the truth, but men really don’t like to look at breasts and wide-hipped, fat-bottomed girls.
So if I had a questions it would be: Why do women laboriously slave away on putting together these ‘sexy’ costumes, when men really don’t even pay attention to your bodies (and instead have sex with you only out of pity)?
I love this makeup!! I really want to go to a fancy dress party as a leopard now I’m so sorry for the bad lighting but the good news is that I have a new idea for filming, so hopefully my next video should be much better quality and lighting Products Used: Benefit Stay Don’t Stray Primer Benefit Cream Shadow – Hunny Bunny Mac e/s – Dazzlelight, All That Glitters, Woodwinked, Smut Sleek Palette (Original) – green and gold Sephora Brown Eye Pencil Bourjoir Line Feutre Liquid Liner Gold Liquid Liner (tester – I can’t remember where from) Bobbi Brown Everything Mascara Bobbi Brown Shimmer Brick in Bronze Mac l/s – Shy Girl
My friends and I are going as a group, and we want to have a theme. There is one guy and three girls..of our ideas was Hugh Hefner and the playboy bunnies, but we want more ideas. Can you help us? Thanks!
16/17 year old girls. Either 4 or 5 of us. What are some cute ideas for us for halloween?
Last year we were going to have a theme but we ended up getting different costumes, a bee, a kitten, little red, and a rag doll.
This year I was thinking either:
(these are the categories i’ve found online)
-Sexy Disney Princesses
-Sexy Wizard of OZ (Dorothy, Tin Man, Lion, Scarecrow, Glenda)
-Playboy Bunnies (the actual bunnies)
-Fairies
-Pirates
-The strawberry shortcake gang (my favorite as of now)
Thanks for reading my question
I wanted to be a bunny for Halloween and this picture is perfect: http://media.photobucket.com/image/harmony%20bunny/yukinos_chan/power%20puff%20girls%20z/Harmony_Bunny___Clean_up_by_feather.jpg
I can’t find a costume like this at any stores, so does anyone have any tips on how to make it?
…I went as a Playboy Bunny for Halloween. I need to go all out for a crazy Halloween party with some people I’ve hung out with a few times, and some close friends. The group would be in their mid- to late-twenties, and very drunk. If I did it, I’d have to do the full costume with tights, heels (4 inch?), makeup, and a wig. I’d probably have to shave my legs too. I’m having second thoughts based on some other ‘yahoo!answer’ questions I’ve asked. What would you do if you saw a young, single, good looking, straight guy dressed like that at a crazy Halloween party?
if you asked a question saying:
What can i wear to a Friday 13th Party?
im going to a friday 13th birthday party and aren’t sure what to wear… what are some ideas for a dress up?? the theme is black/unlucky. also would there be any girl/boy matching dress up ideas??
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